Things That Don't Exist in My French Life

Skim Milk---Whatever this is doesn't even have to be refrigerated and tastes like it's straight from a vache.

Elevators---Four flights just to get to my apartment.  Everyyy singleee timeee.

Nail Salons---It's getting serious...where does someone get a mani/pedi around here?!

Dryers---Proud owner of a drying rack?
Which can I say, these things are so inefficient. By the time I finally finish doing laundry, I have to do it again!

Pandora---But I've discovered one that will suffice for the time being...jango.com.  Meh.

Ugly kids---Seriously, I've yet to encounter an ugly youngling.

Shower Doors---What is this?  Pretty sure this is so difficult to use we caused a leak our first week.  Yep.